Turn Back the Clock!
No. Just… no. We hate this fact more than anything else. As of the date we wrote this piece, 1990 was 30 years, 11 months, and 21 days ago. 2050 is 30 years and 12 days from now. No. We don’t want to grow old. Someone invent a time machine and take us back to the past (not the brightest solution, as you’ll see later on in this list).
This, unfortunately, is the incredibly sad truth. The days of frosted tips, baggy jeans, and blindingly colorful clothing are long gone. However, we can only pray that our children make it to 2050 without having to inhale noxious fumes.