1/500,000,000
This fact might not seem baffling at first, but take some time to reflect just how miraculous you are. A fertile male produces roughly 5 milliliters of semen per ejaculate, and in every milliliter, there are 100 million sperm cells. So, you were competing against 499,999,999 other wiggly cells to fertilize your mother’s egg, and you won first prize. Congrats!
But the confusing math doesn’t end there. The probability of you having your parents, being conceived on that special day, and having your unique genetic makeup is 1 in 400 trillion. Don’t for a second think that you’re wasting your time on the internet. You beat the odds! You deserve it!