No Dogs On the Bed
Ah, the classic household rule: no dogs on the bed. There are several reasons why you don’t want your dog on the bed, but none of them are very good. It’s always nice when your four-legged furry friend cuddles up next to you at night.
Well, this wife wasn’t having none of it. She put her foot down and banned the dog from ever stepping paw on the bed ever again. It was the husband’s chance not to take it anymore, and he decided that he’d rather be in the doghouse (or snuggled up next to the dog) than on a dog-less bed.