It Checks Out
This strip mall has probably had it with those hooligan teenagers and their bicycles, rollerblades, roller skates, skateboards, and scooters. Those dang kids always hanging out in public and shredding up the rails on those wheeled contraptions? Why can’t they get a job and live miserably like the rest of us?
But there was one vehicle that they forgot to add to the sign: unicycles. This man, who realized this strip mall’s mistake, went gliding walkway on the most hilarious mode of transport ever made. And the store owners can’t call the cops on this man, either. He’s not breaking any silly rules.