Can-Cup
Sorry, but if you want to drink something, it has to be in a Styrofoam cup. Don’t ask why, that’s just how it is. We know it’s a ridiculous policy, but rules is rules. Wait, you can’t place your soft drink can in the Styrofoam cup, you have to pour it into the cup! Don’t ask why, those are the rules!
We imagine the exchange between this employee and their irrational boss went something like that. If you’re wondering why this guy didn’t just pour his Monster energy drink into the cup, it’s because Monster tastes 66% better in the can. Don’t ask why, that’s just how it is!