#25: Eyelash Stencil
Picture this: a lip stencil, a tool as simple as a paint-by-numbers kit. You align the shape, dab on some color, and voila! You’re Picasso with a lipstick brush. But an eyelash stencil? That’s where things get hairy. I mean, who’s blessed with lashes that can not only puncture card but also have spare room for mascara? It’s a beauty mystery that leaves us with more questions than fluttery, mascara-coated lashes.
Now, let’s ponder this – even if you were blessed with lashes as long as Rapunzel’s hair, would this stencil really serve any purpose? It’s hard to believe it would! This reeks of a clever marketing ploy, a masterstroke from the creators of false lashes and eyelash curlers. They’ve surely got us wrapped around their little finger, haven’t they? It’s quite the beauty industry mystery, isn’t it?