#14: Full of Holes
Here’s another fake review that doesn’t make a lot of sense. First, if the reviewer is mad that the staff gave away his reserved table, why does he start by saying that the service is good? Second, if there were plenty of open tables, why would the restaurant need to give away his reserved table? Third, if they did give away his reserved table, why did he not just sit at one of the many empty ones?
And we can see all of those problems before we even get to the owner’s reply, which explains that they don’t even serve the lobster that the reviewer claimed to eat. I’m not trying to teach trolls to be better at what they’re doing, but seriously, this was a pathetic attempt.