Let’s See Other People
I have no doubt this person was holding on to this line for quite some time now. I mean it’s feisty, hilarious, and truly unexpected. No doubt the receiver of this message didn’t see that coming either! A good joke is always hard to keep to yourself- but sometimes it might be necessary.
At what price would you tell an amazing joke? Would you dare to break up with someone like this? Perhaps it’s all just a joke and this is a happily married couple just having a good laugh- you never know! After so many brutal breakup notes in this list, that’s what I choose to believe at least.