I’m Keeping the Dog
Oh, Paul. We are so sorry you had to find out this way. Normally those signs above restaurants are for clever little jokes or wishing people a happy birthday. Rarely, if ever, have we seen a breakup message written there for the world to see.
What’s worse is that the other person is keeping the dog! This is a case in which I’d love to hear Paul’s side of the story. Did he wrong his significant other? Is the significant other lashing out unreasonably? There is a lot to unpack here, give me more details! I hope they at least agreed to shared custody of the pup.