Breaking up with someone using a pizza is kind of genius, isn’t it? On the one hand, you have to deliver some unpleasant and bad news. But on the other hand, the person you are breaking up with gets a delicious, cheesy, amazing pizza.
If I am going to be broken up with then I choose to have it be over a pizza. That way my salty tears can run into the delicious bubbling cheese and even though my heart might be sad, my tastebuds will not. Let’s just hope the other person has the decency to add a lava cake or some cinnamon sticks to the order.