We’ve seen plenty of breakups over text messages and even one on Instagram, but ending a relationship via a personal ad in the newspaper is some kind of old school throwback that is particularly brutal. Let’s hope the other person reads the newspaper regularly!
I wonder what can motivate someone to break up through a personal ad in the newspaper? Unless the significant other was often pursuing the section for other alternatives to their current relationship, this would be a very cryptic and unusual way with which to tell someone it’s over. The ending is particularly cold, with just a “bye.” Good luck, Kevin!