Falling in love is one of the most wonderful things in life, isn’t it? It stands to reason then that breaking up with someone is one of the most terrible and awkward things in life. Without giving a relationship a shot, you will never know if it was meant to be or not. The text messages and break-up notes that will follow here are definitely not the kinds of happily ever after so many people are seeking. In fact, these are more scary movies-that-you-can’t-take-your-eyes-off-of- kind of thing.
There are a few lessons to be learned here- namely, revenge is sweet, and always beware of autocorrect. Perhaps after reading what’s written below we can all agree that breaking up is best-done face to face. Without further ado, grab your ice cream and a spot on the couch, it’s time to deep dive and watch love go horribly wrong. Oh, and pass the popcorn!
Heartache Pie
Breaking up with someone using a pizza is kind of genius, isn’t it? On the one hand, you have to deliver some unpleasant and bad news. But on the other hand, the person you are breaking up with gets a delicious, cheesy, amazing pizza.
If I am going to be broken up with then I choose to have it be over a pizza. That way my salty tears can run into the delicious bubbling cheese and even though my heart might be sad, my tastebuds will not. Let’s just hope the other person has the decency to add a lava cake or some cinnamon sticks to the order.