Batman to the Rescue
Some people just don’t have a way with words, as we have clearly seen so far in this list of funny and brutal breakup notes. It can be so difficult to navigate those hard feelings and to separate from someone in an amicable manner.
Some people, like this person, decide to take from film, literature, or other great works in order to help them express themselves. Perhaps Shakespeare or a heart-wrenching artistic film about romance is the way to go for inspiration. I would stay away from Batman references though! It’s a little less poetic and not the most romantic of ways to part.