New to this list is texts from someone you have already broken up with! Those are basically an entirely new category that needs a post of their own. Forget that, probably need an entire library of the crazy things exes have said to each other after they’ve broken up.
This is particularly great because they respond to the initial “hey” with another “hey.” It seems like the conversation might go somewhere and that the two could potentially reconnect. Of course that all comes crashing down when the joke is on the ex and they’re hit with a text you can’t really come back from.