Haha JK!
When you are being dumped the normal reaction is to be defensive and make the other person think you don’t care about being with them anyway, right? Well, this person did just that and was in for another autocorrect surprise.
Apart and Pat’s- that’s a rough one. What’s more brutal is that then the person tried to cover what they said with “Oh ha I was just kidding.” If you were just kidding, my friend, you wouldn’t need the realization there in the “Oh”. They should’ve opted for a “Lol IK!” Better luck next time- and remember to always keep an eye out for that tricky autocorrect.