Well This is Awkward
The only thing worse than cheating on someone is probably watching it happen before your eyes. Of course you want to know if someone is being unfaithful to you, but it is pretty intense to watch them lie to you as you stand behind them.
This person did not make a very smart decision when they decided to say they were in bed, but in reality were out at the club. While this breakup text is pretty intense and hilarious- I would like to know what happened next. Did they turn around slowly and lock eyes with their significant other standing behind them, realizing the whole time they were watched? I need the details!