100,000,000 Sparkly Trampolines
Who else would really like to see what Erin’s smile looks like after reading this breakup note? I can honestly say that I have never heard someone’s smile be compared to 100,000,000 sparkly trampolines- so I’m really going to need an image to go with this, uh- poetic… description.
Let’s hope Erin was able to move on from this breakup note and find someone to write her Shakepearan level love notes. This one is just not cutting it and if it’s any indication of what else was said in their relationship, she is probably better off with someone more expressive and sweet.