#35: Oldies But Goodies
Remember when your parents were obsessed with the oldies station because it played all the songs from their childhood? Congratulations, your childhood songs are officially considered classics as well. Only the “weird” kids listen to your music now, and everyone else rolls their eyes at you for being out of touch.
It’s like a nightmare where you end up exactly like your parents despite doing everything differently. And speaking of kids, what’s wrong with them, anyway? Despite you trying to stay up-to-date with kids and their lingo, you still somehow end up getting that same eye roll you remember giving your out-of-touch parents.