Dr. Pretend
If you want expert medical advice, forget about heading to the hospital. All you’ll end up doing is waiting for four hours, receive an answer from Google, and pay heavy consultation and parking fees. Instead, what you should do is go to the comments section and see what the self-proclaimed experts have to say about your rash.
But be careful! Most of these experts aren’t doctors (shocking, right?). They might be like this guy who claims to have a medical degree from Dell Medical School at the University of Texas when, in fact, its first batch of graduates would have only received a degree this year.