Need to alert the masses about a potential robbery
Help! I’m being robbed! I can’t call the cops because I can’t get to a phone! It’s really scary here, guys, and I need to let you know on social media before I alert the cops. Oh, wait, I’m on my phone, updating my status on Facebook about this imaginary robbery.
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Perhaps this person should be thankful that nobody else called the cops for them. That would have been a super-awkward conversation to have with the police. But then again, they could just lie and say that the robbers escaped and give a description of Groundskeeper Willie. That oughta keep the cops busy for a couple of minutes until they discover your Facebook status.