Born-again vegan
We’re not going to say anything bad about vegans because there are legitimate reasons for abstaining from meat. For instance, you can do it for health reasons, or you can avoid meat in protest of how meat plants treat their stock. But remember that if you do become a vegan, you need to inform the masses right away!
But it turns out this guy wasn’t about the vegan life a few short hours before posting this on Facebook. In fact, if we take the comment for truth, he was busy gorging his face on chicken and steak that very same day. If Scott Pilgrim taught us anything about being a vegan, you have three strikes before you lose your superpowers.