His girlfriend, alright
They say you should always be aware of your surroundings. You never know whether you’re going to fall down an open sewer or crash into a lamppost. And you also need to be wary of all of the reflective surfaces around you. This includes car windows.
We get that some people are so desperate for love that they’ll claim to be in relationships with models, but this guy takes the cake. You’re girlfriend’s always taking sneaky pics of you, you say? Well, that’s your hand that’s holding onto the camera. Oh, wait…you don’t mean…if he means what we think he means, that’s pretty funny.