#20: New Fear Unlocked
Now that’s just gross! It’s like a horror movie coming to life! Who knew that camping could be such a dangerous game of “what’s in my eye?” But hey, at least they had a trusty family friend there to flick that little bloodsucker off their face. I guess it’s a good reminder to always have a first-aid kit on you!
While you’re at it, check for ticks and other critters trying to hitch a ride on your body. And if all else fails, just make sure you have plenty of tissues and a good fire to burn any unwanted guests. There’s nothing worse than when you feel like people won’t believe you when you tell them something…