That towel is decorative!
According to this Twitter user, boomers have a penchant for double standards. They chastise millennials for being wasteful, especially where technology is concerned. It’s a decorative hand towel, Tom! Boomers hoard decorative items that are multi-use like millennials love raining hellfire down on our capitalist, self-serving society.
Why is that hand towel merely for decoration and not drying our wet hands? The mindset of the boomer is a vast, uncharted terrain that we may never get to explore. It seems as if hand towels are off the territory when it comes to placing judgment. The double standards are there, though.