#20: The New Walk of Shame
If there is one good thing about dating being so difficult in your 40s, it’s that you probably won’t have to worry about doing the walk of shame anymore. Well, at least not the walk of shame that you experienced in your 20s and 30s. In your 40s, there’s a new kind of walk of shame.
I’m not entirely sure which one is more shameful. Going home the morning after a one-night stand wearing last night’s clothes or being the last one to bring your garbage cans in from the curb. Either way, it’s not pretty and you have to be vigilant about avoiding this terrible shame in your neighborhood.