#33: Best Seat in the House
This couple has been keeping it spicy since the very beginning. This person’s parents met while commuting on a busy bus. There were no seats when their mom boarded the bus, and this stranger… uh… generously offered his lap for her to sit on. That might be the boldest pickup line we’ve ever heard.
We’re glad it worked out for them because it could have really gone either way! Their mom was obviously all about it, because she took him up on the offer. This is definitely one of the more spicy stories on this Twitter thread, and we’re glad Matilda went for it and shared it because it’s hilarious! (Although somewhat disturbing).