#9: Bloated Walrus
“My crescent rolls came out looking like walruses that just can’t anymore.” This poster wasn’t wrong when they claimed they accidentally baked a bunch of walruses that had simply given up. I’m sure they still taste good, but the imagery is there to stay. I wouldn’t serve these at a party, but I’d eat them at home! At least the fatty sea creatures have a beautiful baking mat to rest on.
The silicone baking mat is an amazing invention. Not only does it save your pans from getting all crusted up, but its non-stick surface means you won’t be prying your croissants up with a spatula. You can find them for a great price on Amazon or at any local kitchen retailer.