Hilariously Honest Tweets That Unveil The Realities Of Married Life Post-Happily Ever After

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Navigating the social labyrinth of adult entertaining, homeowners often reserve their finest for visitors in a bid to forge lasting friendships. Yet, this ritual comes at a price, especially for the etiquette-challenged spouse.

Troy Johnson, a culinary scribe, humorously highlights the peril of deciphering the sacred towel hierarchy—a faux pas awaiting the uninformed, where only the untouchable plush towels exude an inviting scent for the esteemed guest..