Already Seeing Someone
When having a significant other apparently impedes your group project contributions. “Are you free at all this weekend?” “I’m kind of already seeing someone.” “That’s nice. We still have 8 slides to do.” This is clearly a case of comical miscommunication. The person in a new relationship misinterpreted the initiator’s meaning. Awkward for them.
If you’re already in a group project with someone, why would you assume that they’re hitting on you? Are you that self-centered and vain? Are you, Vanessa? Regardless, being in a relationship shouldn’t affect your group input. C’mon, Vanessa! Get with the program! You can tell Chad to wait until later and finish those eight slides.