We Will DEF Fail
Here’s a consummate slacker. Someone who’s at least transparent regarding their inability to contribute. “Can you just do all the work and sign our names lol I forget what we are even supposed to be doing.” This part is amusing. The remainder of the message is frustrating and fist-clenching. The end is also a winner.
This person is probably hoping to skate through life solely on their good looks and effervescent charm (which we can only assume they possess). However, looks fade over time. It’s what’s on the inside that counts, Karen. So do the work! Be a team player. Help out your friend. Those are the things that ultimately matter.