Elf on the shelf
This guy is offering his services as a Christmas elf, to brighten up your Holiday season, and we must admit he makes a good elf! If you’re getting tired of having the same old Christmas decorations every year, this is a unique option you probably never even considered (because why would you).
For only a $100 an hour you can have your very own elf on the shelf who stares emptily at your guests for the duration of the event. You can even name him whatever you choose. Every time we think we’ve seen everything there is to see online, Craigslist manages to surprise us.