30. Money, Money, Money
Back when I was a young teen, I thought my adult life would be spent doing grand things, traveling around the world, and having money to buy all the things I wanted. You see, I’m very materialistic. I need luxury items. Imagine my surprise now that I’m an adult with only the exact amount of money I need. Nothing more, nothing less!
I mean, let’s be honest. Even if I had all the money in the world, would I be spending it on Tupperware? No. Not until I have absolutely no Tupperware left. That’s the adult life, kids! Makes no sense, but we’re all hanging in there together with our amount of missing Tupperware!