Fertilize This
One thing that becomes obvious throughout this discussion is that many of these accounts appear to have been lifted from someone’s mind, but that isn’t the case. We have no idea what this individual was thinking when it came to his position, but hey, we’re all human…
Imagine being the doctor on shift when this happened. Nowadays, some people will go to any length to get their dream body–even if it means drinking plant fertilizer and giving themselves severe sepsis. After seeing this patient, we have to wonder if he was ever able to look at a plant the same way again.