Whoosh
Did you hear that oxygen and magnesium were going out? OMg! What do you call a clown who’s been put in jail? A silicon! Are your parents copper and tellurium? Because you’re looking CuTe! Whenever we try telling chemistry jokes, there’s never a reaction! Sorry, but all the good chemistry jokes argon!
Do you know why you shouldn’t trust atoms? Because they make up everything! What do you call three helium (He) molecules together? Laughing gas! Never mess around with acid because it’s a-mean-o! If your chemistry experiment explodes, don’t worry about it because oxidants happen all the time! These jokes are so bad, they’re awesome!