48 Different Times Companies Left Easter Eggs on Clothing

#18: Don’t Be That Guy

I can verify that this is true. Please don’t be that guy. Unless you’re at the beach, there are zero reasons to take your shirt off. Well, okay. Maybe there are a few reasons under special circumstances, but in general, if you’re just out partying, no one wants to see that, alright? Hey, we’re not prudes, we’re just being honest.

Also, what is the point of all of these “machine wash cold” directions? It’s a cotton shirt. I’m not going to give it special treatment. Should I just start washing all my clothes in the cold setting? Is that the answer to all of life’s problems? Is washing my clothes in warm water somehow ruining them, and I haven’t noticed?