Batarangs
All flights to Gotham City have been postponed because we believe we’ve discovered Batman. Well, his name wasn’t Bruce Wayne, but we guess he was moved by the phrase “A hero can be anyone” and thought, “A hero can be anyone.”
These Batrangs were discovered in the carry-on luggage of a traveler. Apparently, other travelers were merely enraged by the situation, and not frightened at all. If you’re flying with anything sharp, please place it in your checked luggage.