You Know I’d Never Cheat!
You know what really grinds our gears? When people blame other people or the circumstance on their infidelity. “No, I didn’t cheat! It was the alcohol!” Or what about, “If only you were around more, I wouldn’t have to cheat!” Those are the classics.
This guy offered no explanation as to why he cheated, other than saying that it was an accident. He wasn’t planning on cheating—it just sort of happened, you know. Accidents happen all the time! But if there’s one trainwreck we enjoy seeing, it’s trainwrecks such as these, where the cheater only digs themselves into a deeper hole of lies.