Just Tell Your Mother
After all of your annoying kids and your fugly wife are out of the house, what do you do next? If you’re not a scumbag, you’d probably enjoy watching the game, playing on the computer, or catching up on your much-needed beauty sleep. That’s what we’d do, anyway, because we’re not scumbags.
But this scumbag decided it was time to have fun in the most inappropriate way possible. The only problem was that he sent the invitation to the wrong person—his own daughter. He was willing to give his daughter anything in exchange for her silence, but it seems that her silence is far too expensive to keep such a huge secret under wraps.