Freaky Parents
Out of the clear blue sky, the OP’s mother sent them a text message, saying that she’d slept with their boss. Um, thanks, mother, but nobody really needed to know that—especially your child, who thinks you’re still faithful to their father. Oh, the SMS was sent to the wrong person. Who’d’ve thunk?
But what’s strange about this entire exchange is that the initial message was meant for her husband, the OP’s father. This means she planned on telling him directly that she and his boss had performed the Texas Two-Step in bed. It’s nice that they’re very open about their infidelity… we think?