P-P-P-P-Poker Face
Splash Mountain is supposed to be a fun and exciting ride for people of all ages. Whether you’re a child who is immune to vertigo or an elderly gentleman who needs an oxygen tank to breathe, Splash Mountain is sure to impress.
That’s what we originally thought until we caught a glimpse of this photograph. These five gentlemen here look like they couldn’t be less thrilled about going down steep slopes while water is splashing from every which direction. Maybe they’d have more fun doing more grown-up things like doing their taxes or watching how much fiber they eat each day.