The Excessively Paranoid Karen
Some Karens think that the world was made for them, while other Karens think that the world is out to get them. This is a story of the latter Karen. She was excessively paranoid to the point that she thought everyone was trying to do her and her family in.
One time, she went into the OP’s store and bought a large item. She couldn’t fit it in her car, so she asked that it be delivered to her home. However, she didn’t want to give the OP her address since, in her eyes, the OP was out to get her. She expected the store to magically know where she lived and drop off her purchase.