Awesome, a garage sale!
What’s a cheating garage? And we’re pretty certain that selling your wife is illegal. Oh, the sign says cheating wife garage sale! How silly of us! Sir, we understand that you’re upset about your unfaithful wife, but what kind of stuff are you looking to get rid of?
To be honest, we would’ve much preferred if he was cheating. That way, we could snag his PlayStation or Xbox console, as well as several games for dirt-cheap. We wouldn’t mind taking a few of his suits and possibly his laptop if it were up for sale. However, since he’s selling her stuff, we think we’ll pass. Good luck to you!