Bless the handbook
Sorry for being out of the loop, but can anyone please point us toward the fabled player’s handbook? We’re curious what it says that can make a person go from being in a relationship to being single in just two hours. And why is blessing the handbook such a huge problem?
Just so you know, we’re kidding. Cameron was probably kidding, too, but his ex-girlfriend wasn’t going to take any chances. If you’re in a relationship and still relying on this imaginary handbook for tips, you might have a few loose wires in your head. Sorry, Cam, but the handbook just bit you in the buttocks.