Bald-man magic
If you’re losing a bit of hair, don’t worry about it. It happens to the best of us. However, we fully understand why people dread a receding hairline. This is inevitable for some people, but we should all take a look far into the horizon for a silver lining.
For instance, did you know that you can balance soft drink cans better on a bald head? When people doubted whether this proud-to-be-bald man didn’t have magic skills, he showed them by keeping a can of Angry Orchard apple cider on his head at an angle. This is a challenge that all full-haired men and women would fail.