You’re a Dead Man
To be fair, Cosmic Brownies are pretty awesome. And we guess their awesomeness amplifies the moment you start growing a baby in your belly. So, when a Cosmic Brownie somehow went missing, this woman knew who to blame: her husband.
Deny as much as you want, dude, but there are only two people who live in your home: you and a pregnant woman who isn’t above slitting your throat while you sleep for devouring the brownie that made her life worth living. By the way, has anyone ever tried following up with this story, or is the guy a ghost at this point?