I Think She’s Hungry
Imagine being stuck at work all day, crunching numbers and delivering meaningless presentations to your bosses who don’t even know your name. Then, all of a sudden, you receive hundreds of text messages from your loving wife. You open the texts to find that she’s sent one sentence to you over and over and over again.
“I’m hungry.” This man really dropped the ball here. He should’ve filled the fridge with dozens of condiment bottles and Lil’ Smokies before heading to work in the morning. Or maybe she doesn’t want horseradish and sausages; perhaps she’s looking for something more traditional, like durian.