The Truth Has Been Spoken
Are you ready for another parenting tidbit? Raising children is hell, but we mean it in the most endearing way possible. Newborn babies are completely helpless and require everything from nourishment to diaper changes from their parents.
Joy raises an interesting point: why is it called sleeping like a baby? We know for a fact that babies are unable to sleep, except during the day and for very brief periods of time. Poor Joy, having to get up in the middle of the night to tend to the crotch goblin she willingly gave birth to. It looks like Cyrus is in one of those moods again—what a baby!