A menacing promise
While we’re confident this guy isn’t offering a “real” paddling, its allusion is both amusing and frightening. If you’ve seen The Simpsons television series, you’ll undoubtedly remember Jasper Beardsley as one of the show’s many characters.
This is what he does. It’s such a basic drawing, but the resemblance is astounding. We’re pretty confident we’d be surprised. However, we wouldn’t want the paddle because it would make us feel uncomfortable and under surveillance.