Getting Poetic
There’s nothing quite like a little rhyming poem to accompany a breakup text, is there? One person informed the other they wanted to break up and received an excellent reworking of the well-known “roses are red, violets are blue” poem. If you’re single, this one’s worth keeping.
There are no time stamps on this exchange, but I’d want to know how quickly the other person responded after receiving my text informing them that we’re being broken up. It’s priceless to fire back a witty poem, and it gives you an edge.