Heartache Pie
Isn’t it wonderful how a pizza can serve as a medium for breaking up with someone? On one hand, you must deliver some awful and distressing news. But on the other hand, the individual you are breaking up with receives a delectable, cheesy, and delicious pizza.
If I’m going to be dumped, I’d want it to be over a pizza. My salty tears may run into the cheesy bubbling goodness and, even though my heart is sad, my tastebuds will not be disappointed. Maybe the next person will include a lava cake or cinnamon sticks as an addition to the order?